ArmisticeDay.
Armistice Day. Or as it is currently known, Veterans’ Day.
Why do we celebrate this day? Is it because we like veterans? Or Armistice?
Probably. So happy Armistice Day.
I am being forced to watch The Biggest Loser:Family Edition by my roommate, Heather, who loves reality shows. I watched Comedy Central earlier today and I was way more happy. Not so much now. It makes me very happy that I am not a fat retard. I have gained twenty pounds in the last year, which concerns me.
Recently I have tried to start eating more healthy and trying to eat less. I’m not doing nearly as much as I probably should.
When I graduated the police academy, I was, by far, the fastest sprinter and the fastest long distance runner. I recently had to chase a forty year old crackhead approximately two blocks across ditches, wicked tall grass, asphalt and through fences. Then I pepper sprayed him because he was going to fight me. Afterward, I thought I was going to vomit and die in the street in front of a dilapidated house in the hood.
If thats not enough motivation for me to get back in shape, then I don’t know what is.
Goodnight,
-Josh
